Poltergeist Park


Oh for crying out loud, a theme park in Britain has moved a water slide ride because workers whinged that they kept seeing a headless monk and other weird unexplained paranormal activities. According to a paranormal agency, hired to find out what the hell was going on, said  that Thorpe Park may have plonked the ride on an ancient burial ground near ruins of the Chertsey Abbey (known as Monk’s Walk). Hmm, obviously they’ve watched one too many Spielberg movie I say. Anywho, the park decided in the best interest of patrons it would move the “Storm Surge” ride. Sheez, just replace it with a ghost train for goodness sakes!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, They Live Among Us !

6 responses to “Poltergeist Park

  1. pseudocognitive

    Headless monks, huh? Dang Brits. I like those monkeys I saw on “Nature” last night; when a jaguar approaches, they scamper up a rock escarpment and toss boulders down at the cat ’til he slinks away. Jaguar Fishing in the Americas.

  2. a head free monk. Every alter boys dream.

  3. megagetoverit

    Ghost at fun park? Julia Gillard is in England?

  4. It’s a bonus ride. What the hell? I just hope they had good filters to clean up after all these people had the shit scared out of them. Maybe they should just rename it “The Skid Mark.”

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