Friggin Big Cow

When I was in New Zealand last year I drove around in a hire car with the nastiest GPS on earth, who I named Jean. On one of the bitch’s little deliberate side track/ detours, I ended up here, in Te Poi, where everything is friggin enormous. To top it off, as I was snapping the atrocities, a woman at the pub shouted at me ” If you were a bloke I’d flash my tits” to which I replied “If I was a man, I would probably let you.” In it’s glory days, the 6m Friesian cow’s eyes lit up at night and she was fitted with speakers (I hate to think why?). Awesome!

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6 responses to “Friggin Big Cow

  1. bahahaha

    u should have let her and then put her up on friggin loon …u could start a new blog called “friggin Loons of the World” and post up pics of weirdoes that cross your path in life… *runs to hide*

  2. Too bad there wasn’t a giant donkey. You could say Look at that big ass ass.

  3. Fairy Face

    FGS look at ths legs!!! That would have to be a KIWI cow lol.

  4. spilledinkguy

    Wow, I’m glad I don’t have to… uh… ‘clean up’ after that thing! 🙂

  5. Dam Frigginloon you should have gotten a picture of the tits too, (and not the ones on the cow). Next time tell her you have some male loons that would have liked to see them. (Wait a minute I can’t say that on the internet).

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