Friggin Big Cow

When I was in New Zealand last year I drove around in a hire car with the nastiest GPS on earth, who I named Jean. On one of the bitch’s little deliberate side track/ detours, I ended up here, in Te Poi, where everything is friggin enormous. To top it off, as I was snapping the atrocities, a woman at the pub shouted at me ” If you were a bloke I’d flash my tits” to which I replied “If I was a man, I would probably let you.” In it’s glory days, the 6m Friesian cow’s eyes lit up at night and she was fitted with speakers (I hate to think why?). Awesome!


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

6 responses to “Friggin Big Cow

  1. bahahaha

    u should have let her and then put her up on friggin loon …u could start a new blog called “friggin Loons of the World” and post up pics of weirdoes that cross your path in life… *runs to hide*

  2. Too bad there wasn’t a giant donkey. You could say Look at that big ass ass.

  3. Fairy Face

    FGS look at ths legs!!! That would have to be a KIWI cow lol.

  4. spilledinkguy

    Wow, I’m glad I don’t have to… uh… ‘clean up’ after that thing! 🙂

  5. Dam Frigginloon you should have gotten a picture of the tits too, (and not the ones on the cow). Next time tell her you have some male loons that would have liked to see them. (Wait a minute I can’t say that on the internet).

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