No Pockets?

Oh my, a homeless man from Florida who was arrested and thrown in jail had been hiding 30 items in a condom up his butt. Police, doing a routine search of cells, noticed a piece of condom sticking out of Neil Lansing’s rectum. When removed they discovered it contained pills,matches, a cigarette, a lip balm container, a pharmacy receipt, a coupon, lip balm, unused condom and an empty syringe (with eraser covering the needle).


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

7 responses to “No Pockets?

  1. That would be a routine cavity search, not a routine cell search.hha

  2. holy tacos!
    so the saying “where do you want me to pull it out of? my ass?” would be correct for Neil

  3. spilledinkguy

    It is important to hang-on to important receipts. For record keeping purposes. 🙂

  4. Yikes! This guy is better prepared than a Boy Scout!

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