Slightly Marinated

What the cluck?

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, might want to stay away from the booze. Jerry Patterson from North Little Rock found himself in jail after he allegedly pissed on $500 worth of chicken at a Kroger grocery store and then chomped on a large packet of ham. That’s a public intoxication, theft of property, and criminal mischief charge right there. Discounted chicken any one?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Wrong

6 responses to “Slightly Marinated

  1. Fairy Face

    North Little Rock lol..WTF kind of name is that for a town? No wonder they do strange things.

  2. spilledinkguy

    Clean-up in isle six…

  3. megagetoverit

    I can’t seem to find North Little Rock on the map…..anywhere near Timbucktoo? Oh F@#K it…I’ll go without the marinated choock……

  4. megagetoverit

    Ok folks I meant TIMBUKTU……

  5. megagetoverit

    still can’t find North Little Rock…maybe hidden under South Big Rock?

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