Those friggin Al Qaeda swines , how dare they use a cute adorable piglet with red wellies to cyber attack the US.
Monthly Archives: February 2011
You know what I hate? When geysers of shit spew from toilets in Chanhassen. I really friggin hate that! Seems a burst water main was to blame. It sent water gushing into sewage lines, causing backups and geysers of poop to explode from toilets in 18 homes. On the bright side it was only lower level toilets which were affected so the sewage ended up mainly in people’s basements. Which is good right?
Psst I hope it was their own shit and not random people’s poop!
OK, here’s the thing dumbassed Swedish punks, when a middle aged, grey haired man with a walker says to you ‘this isn’t going to go well’ take heed and don’t scoff! Two would -be thieves (one with a knife) who demanded Rolf Lasson hand over his wallet as he was about to take money out of an ATM got a nasty little surprise. The fools had no idea Klasson was a retired professional boxer. Round one – knife wielding dude gets a right hook and collapses on the ground….Round two – 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and your out , left jabs can be a bitch. Both losers fled the scene before the police could laugh at them too.
Oh for crying out loud Paul Kausalik, why did you do it? Kausalik was arrested on suspicion of drink driving and allegedly putting poo in his mouth and spitting it at police. Here’s how it unfolded. Kausalik failed a sobriety test and was taken to the police station where he asked to use the toilet. Next thing he returns with a mouthful of feces and “violently” spits the shit at a cop, hitting him on his face and head. That’s a lose/lose right there.