At Least You Were Clean!

OK, here’s the thing Timothy Chapek, when breaking into a house don’t be taking no shower because the owner and his two German Shepherds may return home during the middle of it, forcing you to ring 911 because you’re scared he has a gun. Chapek had broken into the Portland home and was taking a shower (as you do) when the owner returned and confronted him. Quick thinking Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and rang 911 fearing the owner may a) set the dogs onto him or b) shoot him. Either way it was a lose/lose so he rang the cops for the trifecta!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

6 responses to “At Least You Were Clean!

  1. Every robber should have the right to expect a little privacy when taking a shower.

  2. Fairy Face

    I hope he washed all the shit of himself lol

  3. Quick, flush all the toilets.

  4. I hope they had those nice, big, fluffy towels. 🙂

  5. In the burglar’s defense, everyone knows it’s rude to enter a bathroom if you hear someone is taking a shower. The homeowner displayed a surprising lack of manners.

  6. Fairy Face

    If that was Portland Australia the owner would have kicked the door in, sent in the dogs then kicked his sorry wet ass.

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