Forget Paul the octopus or Hiedi the cross-eyed opussum, New Zealand has it’s own prediction expert and he’s friggin scary. The dude’s name is Ken Ring, a mathematician and weatherman who correctly predicted the big shaker in Christchurch last month. Well anywho, he’s predicted another earthquake to hit the fair city in 2 weeks (20th March). EVERYBODY RUN!!!!! Evidently he uses the moon, sun and tidal activities to scare the shit out of people. Terrified residents are telling him to stop sending fear into the already vulnerable community but he says “If I lived in Christchurch, I’d get out for a few days over that time, go camping, visit friends, just get out and keep safe,”. Watch this space!