Honey, Why Are You Glowing?

Sorry sir, all glowing passengers to economy!

No need for panic people, but several passengers have registered higher than normal radiation levels after arriving in South Korea and Taiwan from flights out of Japan. Sheez, that could just be from the X-Ray machines! Anywho, seems the radiation was only on their clothing and they were showing no ill effects. Reports are also coming in that passengers set off radiation detectors at O’Hare Airport. Good lord, imagine, radioactive airplanes! As if the food wasn’t bad enough!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

4 responses to “Honey, Why Are You Glowing?

  1. TSA is now rechecking the body scanner realizing they put off more radiation than originally thought.

  2. As I’m sure these things are intended to detect terrorists who’ve handled “dirty bomb” ingredients, I wonder if said terrorists might be sensing an opportunity here?

  3. desk49

    Hell think of all the money saved on reading lamps for each seat.

    Glow your own light.

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