This Is Why You Shouldn’t Do Drugs

And I thought I was bad!

OMG, please tell me the vagina isn’t the new “handbag”!!! A woman who was suspected of robbing the Dunmore Inn was found to have 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty heroin bags, prescription pills and $51.22 hidden in her vagina. Police became sus when she began fidgeting in the back seat of the police car. They later requested a doctor to search Karin Mackaliunas’s privates and viola, cash and drugs. Hmm, that’s quite a big storage compartment.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

7 responses to “This Is Why You Shouldn’t Do Drugs

  1. desk49

    I’m not saying it was big but one time I found a set of boat keys in the boat hooked to a Ford One ton. What really bothered me was it was still running. She thanked me, said she had forgotten where her boyfriend had parked it.

  2. This reminds me of a story concerning me and a friend about a certain promiscuous woman.

    He said she was probably so large you would have to strap a 2×4 to your butt just so you didn’t fall in, to which I replied, and you would be first in line at the hardware store.

  3. It amazes me…
    the amount of stuff women just won’t leave home without.

  4. Fairy Face

    I think I’d be dragging my ass along the ground with that booty up there and believe me it would not be comfortable. For the less sqeamish even a tampon inserted incorrectly is a problem so how she walked with all that shit is beyond me.

  5. Tony McGurk

    Just imagine if it did replace the handbag.

    Checkout chick: That’ll be $32.95 thanks ma’am
    Customer: OK hang on while I just get some money out of my vagina.

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