What Are The Odds?

You know what would really hurt? Having a toilet paper holder impaled in your neck. Just ask the 69 year old woman from Dallas who had a history of knee trouble before she slipped and fell right onto one. Rescuers later removed the holder and the paper which was still attached to it  from her neck before carting her to hospital for stitches.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

4 responses to “What Are The Odds?

  1. At least she had something handy to wipe up the blood.

  2. Pseudocognitive

    Ouch. This reminds me of once back in the 70’s, when I was a newspaper photographer, fire responded to a call of a guy who claimed to have fallen on the handle of a toilet plunger and sustained injuries to the terminal portion of the alimentary canal. He said he had been cleaning the bathroom at the time. Emergency personnel maintained a high degree of professionalism….until the victim had left the scene in the ambulance.

  3. Ouch!
    Isn’t that how Frankenstein’s neck bolts came about?! 🙂

  4. megagetoverit

    People with knee problems should not use toilets…next

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