Who Has Bragging Rights?

It was cold!

Oh my, want to know which country contains the men with the biggest penises? Hmm, thought not, but anywho you know me, here it is …

1. Congo with average penis size 18cm (7.1 inches)
2. Ecuador with average penis size 17.5cm (6.9 inches)
3. Ghana with average penis size 17.3 cm (6.8 inches)
4. Colombia with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)
5. Venezuela with average penis size 17cm (6.7 inches)

?     UK with average penis size 13.97cm (5.5 inches)
94.Australia with average penis size 13.2cm (5.2inches) WTF!!!
?     United States with average penis size 12.9cm (5.1 inches)

Want to check for yourself click here for the Penis Chart.


Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Join the skeptic club!, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

29 responses to “Who Has Bragging Rights?

  1. Looks like I’m better then the aussie bell bulge, I mean curve

  2. megagetoverit

    Loud mouths have always been known to have a small dick…proof is on the chart…Thanks for that enlightenment Loon..I’m going on holidays in the Congo…I never been there before…

  3. Fairy Face

    And Poland?

  4. Fairy Face

    Hmm well I guess I got the jackpot lolol!

  5. desk49

    Thank you oh great penis God
    Head high strutting

  6. Ha, according to the charts on the website, penis length is considerably longer when ‘self-reported’ rather than ‘measured’ 🙄

    No surprise there then 😆

    • Griffin

      How come they don’t have anyone over the age of 43? Us old guys always remember it being bigger that that in the good old days!

  7. Julie

    Hmmm … yeah … South Africa 15,29 cm (self reported) … LIARS!!!!

  8. Julie

    I’m not even going to ask what Loon was looking for when she found that little chart 🙄 Perhaps her next world tour? 😆

  9. Hey, how come we Scots got lumped in with the English ?

    Ggrrrr !!! 👿

    That’s really dragged our score down ! 😉

  10. Regrettably we don’t have a printer. Darn the luck.

  11. megagetoverit

    Tape measures for Julie and Loon? Looking for an anaconda? High hopes girls….Bunnings sell metric rulers…enough said…..

  12. Sweet heavens…Americans and Austrians didn’t get on the map for big wankers. Crikey, I have a bigger penis than that!

  13. Lachlan

    Ha! Thanks for clarifying Lisa.

    I was wondering from your profile picture that you were actually a dude. And to think if you pull back your gut folds you might add another inch to your pecker! I might take you at your word honey, but somehow I don’t think you’ve seen any schlongs to warrant a comment. 😉


  14. Techs

    There are many penis size charts and they don’t agree. Silly, what?

  15. Kidweinie

    I’m Ecuadorian, and average,but I gotta say,that we’re #2 behind an AFRICAN country shocks the $hit outta me,considering that we are shorter than most other ethnicities(though I am 6 feet)

  16. Jojo

    I’ve bragging rights, my guy is 9.5 inches, thick as my wrist. Awesome lover. He’s white Aussie quiet achiever. Waited 20 for him, size matters, oh yes it does! Yum yum

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