Why Is Everyone Reading Bedtime Stories?

Oh for crying out loud you friggin drug dealing crims, how desperate do you have to be to get someone to send you a  children’s coloring books saturated in narcotic drugs to the Cape May County Correctional Center? Hmm,quite. Who knew  Suboxone could be turned into a paste and plonked onto the pages of a kiddies book. Well the correctional officers for starters. The package sent to the inmate was addressed “To Daddy” and featured drawings of Cinderella and Snow White. It fooled no one and now five inmates have new charges on their resumes!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Well I Never

2 responses to “Why Is Everyone Reading Bedtime Stories?

  1. Smoke your books if you’ve got ’em, boys! 🙂

  2. Fairy Face

    Why are men so STUPID?

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