Oh my, you know what I hate? When you stick a dainty little sequined hat to your head with superglue and have to go to an emergency ward to have it removed. I really hate that! Poor Shawn Merter not only had to suffer the humiliation of it all, doctors were unable to remove the entire hat, leaving the rim stuck firmly to his scalp.
Monthly Archives: March 2011
For crying out loud lady, smuggling 1,000 grams of cocaine in your diapers ain’t no way to go through life. Karen Morla-Ramos (22) from East Boston was caught at the Logan International Airport after she started acting nervous. Authorities gave her a pat down and viola, they found the powder in a diaper-like garment she was wearing.
Remember the friggin dangerous female cobra that escaped from the Bronx Zoo? No? Well, anywho you can now follow its adventures since it set up its own Twitter account. Yep, its already watched Spiderman on Broadway and checked out the snake exhibit at the Museum of Natural History. The venomous Egyptian snake did a runner (or slither) a few days ago from the zoo and so far hasn’t been located other tan through her @BronxZoosCobra Twitter account.
Honey, sweetie, darl, when stealing a frozen bag of shrimp it’s probably not wise to stuff it down your daks. The Pennsylvania man wandered over to the frozen food section of a supermarket and “proceeded to pull the front of his jeans away from his body and deposit one of the bags of shrimp into his crotch area,” Hmm, not a particularly good look. Brian Troy McDaniel then tried to make a run for it but how far can someone run with frozen balls I ask? Oh well, whack retail theft, robbery and simply assault on his bill.
You know what I hate? When you fall down into a cave and wake up a hibernating bear. I really friggin hate that! Twelve year old Ollie Frisk from Sweden was skiing with friends when he suddenly went off the ski run and flew into a cave containing one hibernating mama bear and her three little cubs. Frisk was mauled by a the pissed off (but sleepy) mama bear before playing dead. After the now wide awake bear stormed off in disgust Frisk managed to crawl out and scream for help. Now wildlife experts are concerned for the deserted cubs as mama bear hasn’t returned.
OK, here’s the thing Japanese people freaking over the announcement that 10 million times higher radiation levels were found in water at the Fukushima nuclear plant, it was a mistake. Whoopsie, sorry about that.Tokyo Electric Power said they messed up the readings of iodine and cobalt in the water and are very sorry for the inconvenience and fear it may have caused. So now that is clear, all the Samurai 50 have to do is remove the radioactive water from the four units and find a safe place to store it. Hmm, North Korea?