Oh crap, GDaffy won’t be happy. It is being reported that Nato air-strikes have killed his son, Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, and three of his grandkids during an airstrike of the leaders residential villa. Saif was the youngest of his six sons. It is believed the planned attack was aimed at assassinating the Libyan leader but kinda missed the mark. GDaffy and his wife were in the house at the time of the bombing but were unscathed.
Yes, now I can see why this is a highly sought after job….
Egads, seriously princess! Despite missing out on an invite Kim Jong Il took no time in copying Princess Beatrice’s style. However he is claiming she stole it from his 1980’s Il Spring Collection!
Why you steal from me?
Of all the dumbass things to do, a thief who stole his neighbor’s credit cards rang the card companies several times to make sure they were still active before making thousands of dollars worth of purchases. Hello fool, don’t you know they keep a record of your cell phone number? Oh well Angel Roman, you’ll know better next time!
Oh my, there must be worse things than getting busted trying to buy a $20 prostitute for your elderly dad? Hmm, I can’t think of any right at this moment but I’m sure there must be! Yep, poor Pia Kirchberg was on the prowl in Tampa, Florida, looking for a woman of the night to service her 80 year old father, Maurice Kirchberg, but unfortunately found an undercover officer instead. That’s an arresting right there (for both of them).
Psst Sheez, $20 hooker, is the economy that bad?
Was the vicar pleased that Kate and Wills had finally said “I do” or was he just glad to see the back of the 2,000 guests at Westminster Abbey?
An 8 year old brings a loaded gun to his Queens elementary school and sells it to his classmate for $3….priceless. The incident was uncovered when the second boy showed his bargain to his mom when he got home. School officials in Flushing contacted police after one very angry mom rocked up with a “please friggin explain”. Both the little kid and his dad (who owned the Taurus 9 mm) were promptly arrested.