Who Were The Two Nuns At The Royal Wedding?

While the whole world was LOLing over the two atrocious hats worn by Princess Eugenie and Beatrice at the Royal wedding, some people were eyebrow raising over the two grey tunic nuns seated next to Wills and Kate during the ceremony. One in particular , the tall one wearing Reeboks, raised quite a bit of suspicion. Who were these nuns? Why did they get prime seats (especially when poor Chelsea  was near the exit)?  Were they “ninja nuns” or undercover MI5 agents? So many questions so few answers.

Psst All I can safely say is they weren’t friggin fashion police!

Nun or ninja?

Gaddafi’s Youngest Son Killed By Nato Airstrikes

Oh crap, GDaffy won’t be happy. It is being reported that Nato air-strikes have killed his son,  Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, and three of his grandkids during an airstrike of the leaders residential villa. Saif was the youngest of his six sons. It is believed the planned attack was aimed at assassinating the Libyan leader but kinda missed the mark. GDaffy and his wife were in the house at the time of the bombing but were unscathed.

Bieber Pelted With Eggs

Oh dear, who would dare throw eggs at poor little singing sensation Justin Bieber while performing in front his adoring Sydney fans? Well, someone did. Six of the little suckers were hurled from the crowd onto the stage as he sang. It was obviously wasn’t  a girl because they all missed. Anywho, the Bieb was unscathed but the Beliebers  ain’t happy  and have gone on the social networking sites to voice their disapproval.

Psst Sheez, he should be grateful they didn’t pelt him with emu eggs, now that would have hurt!

A Day In The Life Of A Royal Guard

Yes, now I can see why this is a highly sought after job….

Beatrice Becomes Kim Jong Il’s Fashionista

Egads, seriously princess! Despite missing out on an invite  Kim Jong Il took no time in copying Princess Beatrice’s  style. However he is claiming she stole it from his 1980’s Il Spring Collection!

Why you steal from me?

So They Haven’t Been Canceled?

Of all the dumbass things to do, a thief who stole his neighbor’s credit cards rang the card companies several times to make sure they were still active before making thousands of dollars worth of purchases. Hello fool, don’t you know they keep a record of your cell phone number? Oh well Angel Roman, you’ll know better next time!

Sorry Daddy

Oh my, there must be worse things than getting busted trying to buy a $20 prostitute for your elderly dad? Hmm, I can’t think of any right at this moment but I’m sure there must be! Yep, poor Pia Kirchberg was on the prowl in Tampa, Florida, looking for a woman of the night to service her 80 year old father, Maurice Kirchberg, but unfortunately found an undercover officer instead. That’s an arresting right there (for both of them).

Psst Sheez, $20 hooker, is the economy that bad?