A Horse Walks Into A Bar…..

Beer, the nectar of the gods, has saved the life of a horse with a bad case of colic. Steve Clibborn thought his prized endurance horse Diamond Mojo was a goner after it began suffering from colic. However in a last ditched effort to save the ailing creature Steve decided to try an old bush remedy, beer. Soon after pouring a can of XXXX into the horse’s mouth it let out a gigantic burp, then viola, the horse began improving. So down went another few cans of XXXX and within a few days the horse was as right as rain…..pissed, but as right as rain.

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6 responses to “A Horse Walks Into A Bar…..

  1. Now the horse doesn’t feel like working, he just watches Leave it to Beaver reruns and gets trashed.

  2. This is the only reason I drink – for purely medincial medisinl (hic) medisonal medikal health reasons (hic)

  3. *BUUUUURRRRRP*
    Sorry.
    Just a little preventative medicine. 🙂

  4. Fairy Face

    A horse walks into a bar and the barman says,
    “WHY THE LONG FACE?”

  5. I think the horse was just faking it.

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