Man Bursts Into Flames Watching Porn

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Now loons, no jumping to conclusions here but a man in San Francisco has burst into flames while in a private booth watching videos at a porn shop. An investigation is underway as to what exactly happened but witnesses say they saw him burst out of the doors of the store engulfed in fire . Luckily there were firefighters about a block away who raced to the scene and doused him. He is currently in critical condition in hospital.

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8 responses to “Man Bursts Into Flames Watching Porn

  1. Fairy Face

    Too hot to handle obviously or maybe spontanteous combustion problem. Also maybe a fraction too much friction lol.

    combustion problem

  2. Didn’t he read the warning label before watching the porn? Good grief! I thought everybody knew to do that.

  3. Some people are into kinky stuff. No thanks.

  4. Probably too much friction. He needs to reduce the stroke or use more lubrication.

  5. Sounds Boondock Saints-ish…
    🙂

  6. Damn, Fairy Face covered both of my forensic theories! 😆

  7. megagetoverit

    poor bastard…I know the feeling…shhheeeezzz

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