Talk about a big bang theory, someone planted small explosives in several IKEA alarm clocks in Belgium, Netherlands and French stores AND they all went kaboom simultaneously. The booby trapped alarm clocks had small firework type devices inside them and they all went off during opening time, scaring the crap out of customers and staff. Sheez, that would be right, they’d have to blow up the only friggin thing that you don’t have to friggin assemble!
Monthly Archives: May 2011
Guess what loons? Archaeologists have discovered a tunnel under the Temple of the Snake in pre-Hispanic city of Teotihuacan near Mexico City. The tunnel is 14m beneath the ground and has been sealed for about 1,800 years. Many are already hinting this could be one of the most important archaeological discoveries of the 21st century.Dear god I wonder what nasties are hiding in that? Did we not learn anything from Tutankhamen?
Psst I bet there is a friggin good reason why they called it Temple of the SNAKE!!!!
A well known Miami poet, Will “Da Real One” Bell, has been shot dead by gunmen outside his Literary Cafe and Poetry Lounge. It is believed a car pulled up moments before closing time and an assailant open fired. Police have yet to find a motive for the killing as no money or jewelry were taken from the victim. Sheez, who would kill a poet?