Ding Dong Bin Laden’s Dead

Well it’s about friggin time. Osama Bin Laden has been killed in a mansion in Islamabad, Pakistan, by US agents. Hmm,  embarrassed much Pakistan? That could make diplomatic dinners awkward ! Oh and if you were wondering how on earth they confirmed the body was Osama’s, the US government matched brain tissue taken from his sister who died in Boston recently. The US has just announced a travel alert. Seems al Qaeda are a little miffed about the whole shooty, killy thing. It is believed Osama died from a direct hit to the head.

Psst I wonder if the US government will hand over the body to the Bin Laden family….along with the enormous bill.

2nd Psst Oh and don’t forget to spare a thought for the 40 very unlucky virgins!

UPDATE :  Three other men were killed in the Osama mansion shoot out including one of his 4567890 sons.

20 Comments

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20 responses to “Ding Dong Bin Laden’s Dead

  1. excellent closing statement :).
    btw, killer name of your blog. luvin it.

  2. Blahahaha well that stole Karl Stefanovic’s thunder!!!!

  3. Sheez, lucky they waited until after the Royal Wedding 😦

  4. megagetoverit

    and his donkey? The RSPCA will want to know…Just asking on their behalf….

  5. One for me one for my hommie (pours beer on pavement) oh shit sorry that’s right…you don’t drink. Enjoy your 40 virgins, that sounds like a lot of tedious work.

  6. so mission accomplished – bin laden’s dead.

    Can we bring our troops out of Afghanistan now?

  7. Fairy Face

    What, they only got one of his sons? However this is the best news I’ve heard in years. I’ve dreamed of this day and it’s here NOW !!! Forty virgins? he won’t be screwing his brains out now that he doesn’t have any. Loon what did his sister die of? A curious Loon needs to know.

  8. Bogdan

    Osama Bin Laden is NOT dead, see for your self http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJY3V-xfAXk

  9. dan


    CHECK THIS OUT!! HES NOT DEAD

  10. dan

    DID U NOTIS?? (OBAMA) AND (OSANA) THERES ONLY ONE LETTER CHANGED IS (S) AND PUT IT AS (B)

  11. dan

    ya, all pipl never belive the truth when it really is, obama was an agent working for them at the same time theres no such thing as sama bin laden, america mead this for midea, thay promist him he will be a prasident of USA if he will not mess up at this job, america distroed twin tawers, obama was an agent and thay Masquerade in sama bin laden and started this wore just for the midea and
    just to start a wore with avgenistan, its all fake america pland this from 70’s 80’s.. i know pipl wont belive that (cuz) (ITS THE TRUTH)

  12. danY

    ya, all pipl never belive the truth when it really is, obama was an agent working for them at the same time theres no such thing as sama bin laden, america mead this for midea, thay promist him he will be a prasident of USA if he will not mess up at this job, america distroed twin tawers, obama was an agent and thay Masquerade in sama bin laden and started this wore just for the midea and
    just to start a wore with avgenistan, its all fake america pland this from 70’s 80’s.. i know pipl wont belive that (cuz) (ITS THE TRUTH)

  13. Fairy Face

    Go to school, learn to write properly, get an education and stop writing such dribble. You’re not “Cool” you’re stupid!

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