Princesses Lose Their Protection

Can anyone spare a cucumber sandwich?

Blahaahah a couple of bad fashion choices and BAM look what happens! Poor princesses Eugenie and Beatrice are about to have a massive culture shock, bye-bye around the clock security, hello real world. Yep, granny is stripping them of their £500k a year , full time, 24hr protection bodyguards due to cut costs and the fact no one friggin cares about them. Oh you poor friggin  fashion senseless loves!  Seems the Queen is fed up supporting her two laszy assed granddaughters and has no intention of letting them sponge off the Royal purse any more. Damn you, homely, cut-costing, trolley pushing, commoner Kate!  Oh and if you thought that was bad the Queen has made it very clear she wants the two girls to find their own jobs after uni rather than become sponging working members of the Royal Family. Sheez, better get your heads in those books girls rather than being photographed falling out of expensive London nightclubs in the wee small hours, Granny is on the warpath!

Psst Fergie must be pissed!


Filed under How Embarrassing, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

7 responses to “Princesses Lose Their Protection

  1. isn’t Fergie always ‘pissed’ ? 😉

  2. Fairy Face

    That photo is so funny lol. Good on ya granny. They’ll be too scared to go to maccers without their mother . She’d scare anyone away. You’d have to be pretty strong to steal those heavyweights away. Ah well they can always work at Harrods. On the HAT counter.

  3. I will personally guard their bodies for half that!

  4. Here you are loon – now you too can look a right wally in a Philip Treacy creation 😆

    • Fairy Face

      Did they Superglue her hat to her forehead and I wonder what dentist she goes too???? I’ve heard of someone’s teeth being decribed as Chicklettes but her teeth are even bigger.

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