Hmm, if you are going to move into a neighborhood and plonk a statue in your front yard, I suggest not David and definitely not in Texas. The good folk of Abilene can’t believe their luck when a family moved into Lollipop Lane ( seriously!) and placed a statue of David in their front yard. Problem? He’s goddam naked and you can see everything. One angry neighbor said “Some art needs to be left in the doggone museum,” Police say it isn’t illegal to have a naked statue on display and the owners of David say it’s just art! Hmm, you ain’t in Kansas anymore!
You gotta watch the video, friggin hilarious.