Hmm, according to some friggin exterminator survey the US city most infested with bedbugs is …..close your eyes Bearman…Cincinnati. Itch much?
Psst Don’t forget to check out Bearman’s Charity Challenge. No silly, it’s not to raise money for a new mattress for Bearman (let him itch), its for people in need! Ca-ching, another 10 buckaroos thanks Bearman!!!
Wants sauce with that? Blahaha, note how the news article doesn’t even bother to use Cincinnati in it’s headline!
You know why? Because we have one of the best systems in place to identify and report the buggers. Rest of the damn country just lives in the squat.
‘Press one now if you’re being carried off by an army of creepy-crawlies…’
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