Urban Terrorist Fail

You know what I hate? When you toddle off to plant a bomb and the damn thing blows up your face before you get to your destination. I really friggin hate that! Wannabe terrorist and self described anarchist Luciano Pitronello Schuffeneger from Chile now has no hands, no eyesight and third degree burns over his entire body after attempting to plant a bomb at a local bank. Police believe he may have accidentally set off the timer as he tried to get into the building. Hmmm, won’t be doing that again!

Psst There is video of the incident on Youtube but it’s far too disturbing to show.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

9 responses to “Urban Terrorist Fail

  1. I’d say “Well that’ll show him” but that would be cruel sice he is blind and all…

  2. Fairy Face

    Sounds like he’s part Austrian. Not like them to make mistakes, they’re anal!!!

  3. Well done. I wish more terrorists would follow his lead.

  4. What? The vid is too disturbing for even your blog? I gotta go look that one up.

  5. If he were a really mean terrorist he wooda stayed and head-butted the bank! Or at least ran inside to catch it on fire.
    What a pussy of a terrorist.

  6. Griffin

    He should get a job teaching other terrorist how to blow themselves up!!

  7. Nice.
    Was he filming himself, too?
    Ugh.

  8. izziedarling

    Another dumb ass.

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