Imagine, you go out for a romantic meal with your girlfriend when a baby starts crying at the table next to you. Thirty minutes later it’s still crying. So you tell the parents that the baby is probably tired and irritable because its 10 o’clock at night and it might help by taking it outside for awhile. As a thank you the baby’s father grabs your bottle of wine from the ice bucket and smashes it over your head. Brilliant! That’s two and five 5 months jail right there Billy West.