Monthly Archives: June 2011

That Ain’t No Water Cannon!

Oh dear lord, an Ohio woman has been accused of spraying breast milk at cops. And No silly, it wasn’t from a bottle! Stephanie Robinette got into a little domestic with her hubby during a wedding before locking herself in a car. When police tried to get her out she lifted her right breast from her dress and proceeded to spray them with milk. Enter more police. Eventally Robinette was removed from the car and arrested. Sheez, talk  about upstaging a wedding!

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Nip and Tuck

Oh boy, being the favorite son and heir apparent to North Korean despot Dear Leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Rumors are circulating that Kim Jong Eun has gone under the knife 6 times in an attempt to look more like his granddaddy, Kim Il Sung. The plastic surgeries happened between 2007-2010.

Before

After

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Cocaine Laced With Flesh Eating Drug

Attention cocaine users in New York and LA, if you notice parts of your nose, ear or cheek being eaten away its probably because the drug’s been laced with levamisole. Egads! Levamisole is a drug used by veterinarians to deworm pigs, sheep and cattle but can also rot human flesh . Evidently 80% of the US coke supply contains it. For some reason dealers  have been using it as a filler for cocaine instead of the usual baking soda. On the bright side once the drug is out of your body the wounds will heal. On a bit of a bummer note, it usually leaves a shiny scar.

Want sauce with that?

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Honey, Why Is My Urine Glowing?

OK, no need to panic Japanese people living near Fukushima nuclear plant, pissing radioactive urine is OK as long as you don’t eat contaminated vegetables as well. A professor of radiation biology at Hiroshima Uni said that we want residents to use these results to make decisions to friggin MOVE!!!! Ya think!

Want sauce with that?

 

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It’s Only A Baby!

Imagine, you go out for a romantic meal with your girlfriend when a baby starts crying at the table next to you. Thirty minutes later it’s still crying. So you tell the parents that the baby is probably tired and irritable because its 10 o’clock at night and it might help by taking it outside for awhile. As a thank you the baby’s father grabs your bottle of wine from the ice bucket and smashes it over your head. Brilliant! That’s two and five 5 months jail right there Billy West.

Want sauce with that?

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Happy Feet Update

I know you are all wondering what happened to the wayward Emperor penguin which found its way onto a New Zealand beach after taking a wrong turn to Antarctica. Well, Happy Feet (so not original) is currently recovering from an operation to remove beach sand from its gut after it began eating it to try and keep cool. OK, not so bright Happy Feet thought the sand was friggin ice . Yep, not the sharpest tool in NZ the shed! Anywho, if the penguin survives they may consider returning it home. Hmm, but at the moment it is quite content to lie on a bed of party ice at the Wellington zoo.

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Tall Tale

You know what I hate? When you are on a boat and a friggin humpback whale whacks you with its tail, breaking your collarbone. I really friggin hate that! 13 year old Drew Hall was fishing in a 5 meter boat with his parents when a pod of whales surfaced. Next thing he knows he’s flying through  the air after one of the humpback lifts it tail and kaboomed him.

And on that note another excuse to play beached whale bro….

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Nuke Plant Woes

Attention people living near the Fort Calhoun Nuclear Station in Nebraska, you might want to skedaddle for awhile. News is, the wall keeping the Missouri River floodwaters back has collapsed and well….run!!!!

Want sauce with that?

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Promising Basketballer Fights For Life

A promising Indianapolis basketball player is fighting for his life after he survived a plane crash which killed his father and stepmother. Sadly, this isn’t the first time 16 year old Austin Hatch has been involved in a plane crash. Eight years ago he lost his mother and two siblings in a similar incident. Both times his father was piloting the plane. Austin is now the only surviving member of his immediate family. Thoughts and prayers.

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Ghost City

No need to panic loons but WTF? A few weeks ago after heavy rain and humid conditions a mist settled over the Xin’an River in China. What happened next would make Stephen King freak. A city skyline and forest landscape suddenly appeared in the mist. Some people thought it maybe a vortex to another civilisation while partypooper scientists say it was just a mirage.

Psst Me? I think it’s where the ninjas live!

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