Oh dear lord, an Ohio woman has been accused of spraying breast milk at cops. And No silly, it wasn’t from a bottle! Stephanie Robinette got into a little domestic with her hubby during a wedding before locking herself in a car. When police tried to get her out she lifted her right breast from her dress and proceeded to spray them with milk. Enter more police. Eventally Robinette was removed from the car and arrested. Sheez, talk about upstaging a wedding!
Monthly Archives: June 2011
Oh boy, being the favorite son and heir apparent to North Korean
despot Dear Leader isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Rumors are circulating that Kim Jong Eun has gone under the knife 6 times in an attempt to look more like his granddaddy, Kim Il Sung. The plastic surgeries happened between 2007-2010.
OK, no need to panic Japanese people living near Fukushima nuclear plant, pissing radioactive urine is OK as long as you don’t eat contaminated vegetables as well. A professor of radiation biology at Hiroshima Uni said that we want residents to use these results to make decisions to friggin MOVE!!!! Ya think!
You know what I hate? When you are on a boat and a friggin humpback whale whacks you with its tail, breaking your collarbone. I really friggin hate that! 13 year old Drew Hall was fishing in a 5 meter boat with his parents when a pod of whales surfaced. Next thing he knows he’s flying through the air after one of the humpback lifts it tail and kaboomed him.
And on that note another excuse to play beached whale bro….
A promising Indianapolis basketball player is fighting for his life after he survived a plane crash which killed his father and stepmother. Sadly, this isn’t the first time 16 year old Austin Hatch has been involved in a plane crash. Eight years ago he lost his mother and two siblings in a similar incident. Both times his father was piloting the plane. Austin is now the only surviving member of his immediate family. Thoughts and prayers.