OK loons, you might want to step away from the 100% OJ. Seems all that talk about 100% juice isn’t technically true. It’s 100% artifically flavored. Yep, you heard me, artifically flavored. The flavor is derived from “orange essence and oil” which isn’t mentioned in the list of ingredients, which would explain why each brand has such a unique taste.Reason? Once the juice is squeezed out of the fruit, all the oxygen is removed (so it can last a hell of lot longer) but this process results in the natural flavors disappearing. So they hire fragrance companies to make the oxygen deprived liquid taste like juice again.
Holy scary crap people, who the hell would even think of owning a reborn baby? I stumbled across these friggin evil man mad monstosities when I read a story about police in England smashing the window of a car, believing a baby had been locked inside, only to discover it was a “reborn baby”. These lifelike little creatures have become popular amongst the
friggin insane doll collectors and look identical to real babies. Sleep with one eye open people!
When in doubt, it’s best to fake your death …
Naomi Jacobs (32) from Manchester toddled off to sleep one night and woke up believing it was 1992 and she was still 15. Doctors say she suffered from transient global amnesia which is triggered by stress. So you can imagine her shock/horror when a little boy appeared at her bedroom door and called her “mum”. Naomi thought she was was going off to school to sit exams. It has taken three years to slowly piece her life back together, including getting to re-know her 11 year old son.
Psst Hey God, please, if I ever get amnesia don’t make me wake up in the 80’s , thanks.
The still emotionally upset father of Amy Winehouse, was yesterday seen handing out his daughter’s clothes to fans who were still holding vigils outside her home. Mitch explained to shocked fans that Amy would have wanted them to have her clothes. Hmm, really? He was last seen leaving the house with her ballet pumps in his back pocket. Please, don’t let them be those infamous blood soaked ones!