Albert’s In The Doghouse

Egads, did anyone watch the sad, sad, fairytale horror film  that was Prince Albert of Monaco’s wedding? The bride was in tears and her groom had a face like thunder. It was worse than awkward. Rumor has it Charlene had discovered just prior to the nuptials that Albert had been screwing around during their engagement and may have got the other woman preggers. Good grief!  How many friggin DNA tests can a prince be force to take for goodness sakes? Anywho, seems poor Charlene tried to bolt several times before the wedding but was foiled each time by Monaco minders. You see Albert needs an heir quick smart or he won’t have anyone to succeed him.Hmm, seems his 4 2 illegitimate kiddies don’t count!  So Charlene was the lucky soul assigned to producing the offspring. But now that she is really, really, pissed off with him I don’t think there will be no  pitter patter of tiny little feet  anytime soon unless they go IVF. Oh and don’t be thinking she could be wooed out of her disgust by spending their honeymoon at the $3,400 a night presidential suite at the luxury Oyster Box Hotel in South Africa. Nope, seems they scrapped that plan. Charlene downsized to a cheaper room and Albert packed his bags and headed to the Hilton 16kms down the road. Welcome to married life Albert!

 

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3 responses to “Albert’s In The Doghouse

  1. Fairy Face

    I think my wedding was more ceremonious than theirs lol.
    I remember when the priest asked Jan if he took me to be his awful wedded wife, he just gently squeezed my hand and said “I do”.
    All those years ago . Ah young love!

  2. Boring….hey… was that Saint Nicholas roaming in the back ground? Haven’t seen him since I was a kid….. Nice man he is…I had my first sex education lesson with him…..ok…moving on ….next

  3. They should just freeze his DNA for future use

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