You know what I hate? When you get in a big old argument with your hubby about those doing the shopping and in your rage you chuck your flip flop at his penis and then YOU to end up being arrested for battery. I really friggin hate that! Not a good look on the resume either !
Monthly Archives: August 2011
Kleenex time Loons. A few days ago this young fellow decided to audition for X Factor Australia. Emmanuel Kelly, who is 17, started out life in an orphanage in Iraq. He and his brother had been found in a park, in a shoebox, abandoned most probably because both had been born with severe birth defects, thanks to chemical warfare. Enter Moira Kelly, who originally flew them to Australia for surgery, but ended up adopting the two boys. This is his story and song ….
Psst You may recognize Moira Kelly, she is the guardian of conjoined twins, Trishna and Krishna, who were successfully separated in 2009 after she found them in a Bangladesh orphanage. Moira heads the Children First Foundation and this is her story.
Whoopsie daisy. A woman in South Carolina was approached by two men outside McDonalds claiming to have cheap iPads for sale. Apparently they had purchased them in bulk and were selling them for $300. When Ashley McDowell told them she only had $180 they said that would do. You can kinda guess what happened next. Yep, when he got home she opened the FedEx box and found a lovely piece of wood painted with an Apple logo on it. Police are now looking for two black men (one with a gold tooth) driving a Impala with “no rims”.
Hold your horses Loons, we may have the winner for potential idiot of the year. Stand up and take a bow Patricia Lynette Wright, of Blenheim. She waltzed into a police station to claim her lost bag. Only prob, it contained 20 grams of cannabis. Bummer, now she has 6 months probation and counselling sessions for her troubles.
What the hell? I woke up this morning to get my daily dose of Bieber and he’s gone! Yep, some bastard has managed to have all Justin Bieber’s videos removed from Youtube! Seriously folks, he’s been cyber slapped by iLCreation who is some nasty cyber
bully enemy who submitted a copyright claim on every single Bieber song and so YouTube removed them all.
Yeah about that sea foam. It’s friggin sewage, fool! One of Hurricane Irene reporters, Tucker Barnes, spent several minutes describing the sea foam that continued to spray over him during the
hurricane tropical storm. Turns out it was a toxic mix of pollution and cyanobacteria. Basically raw sewage, which would explain why “It doesn’t taste great,”
OMG, it’s every woman’s nightmare. Crazy boyfriend decides to give his girlfriend a haircut, while she’s friggin sleeping. It all started when David Bustos and his girlfriend got into a spat and he stormed off. She wakes the next morning to find him shaving her head with electric clippers. No Bearman, I don’t have a photo of her!!!!