And we have a winner for the most stupidest way to rob a 7-eleven store. Stand up and take a bow Michael Zimmerman, because it takes a brave man to use a tree branch. Hmm, a large one at that! Yes, Mr Zimmerman waltzed into the store and demanded money but when he was refused he began whacking the clerk with the branch. Poor guy couldn’t take a break as an off duty policeman saw him being chased by the angry clerk and blocked him as he tried to make his getaway on a motorcycle. Stumped again!