Holy Crap

Forgive me father....

A group of Franciscan monks are so pissed off over the theft of their bibles from a church in Florence they are collectively praying for the culprit to be struck down with a bad case of diarrhoea. Yep, you heard me, they want him/her to get the shits big time. They even went so far as to pin a note up for all the congregation to see which reads, if the thief doesn’t see the errors of their ways “We pray to God that the thief is struck by a strong bout of the shits.” The bibles were stolen from the 15th century church of San Salvatore al Monte and are rare and expensive.

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6 responses to “Holy Crap

  1. They would be reading the bible sitting on the throne….Blllahahahahhha

  2. Fairy Face

    See it just goes to show you don’t leave your shit lieing around because what goes around comes around.

  3. Fairy Face

    Actually I’m pretty much seeing your little man on a daily basis. Nappies hanging down around the knees. Not a pretty sight I can tell you.. EWH!

  4. Dear Lord, I pray that the leaders of our country get things straightened out fast or please, kind and loving Lord, curse them all with a terrible case of the shits. Thank you and Amen!

  5. Yikes!
    Hopefully they also remembered to… ‘borrow’ some T.P. while they were out…

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