Cop Caught Having Sex On Hood Of Car

Awkward. A New Mexico State Policeman had no idea that a surveillance camera was filming him having sex on the hood of a car with a woman while still in his uniform.The officer believed to be Bert Lopez was named “Officer of the Year” in 2010 for “going above and beyond the call of duty.” Hmm, you can say that again!

Psst No word on who owned the chihuahua!

UPDATE:  The dude’s been fired. So now, he’s been totally screwed! What about all this “going above and beyond the call of duty.” ? Mixed messages, me thinks.


Filed under How Embarrassing, Whoops!

14 responses to “Cop Caught Having Sex On Hood Of Car

  1. Did you say he got the stud of the year award in 2010?….geee…in this case the bitch got away with another fine…. must of been a confusing scene for the chihuahua….. I say bite the big bastards ankles at the point of orgasm…. next

  2. A little “creative citation mitigation” eh?

  3. It’s New Mexico. That’s a Rat.

  4. Maybe he was doing a breast breath test?

  5. If that’s a cop then he’s an idiot. Anyone doing that job has got to be observant above and beyond the norm. And as he had no clue about the glaringly obvious camera then he qualifies for dismissal on those grounds alone. An idiot, no doubt.

  6. Fairy Face

    Grainy photo Loon I’m disturbed by the type of shoes she wears lol.

  7. His fame as “Officer of the Year” is fleeting though – it goes and comes.

  8. fred

    she had the right to remain silent

  9. Wond'rin'

    I don’t get it. If you have sex on the hood of a car with the man’s pants on–all the way up like that–aren’t you both in danger of getting hurt by the open zipper? Yow.

  10. Arnold

    If neither he nor she admitted to coitus, they could just be dry-humping. Unseemly, but not worth firing him over. The department is just embarassed, doesn’t know how to handle it.

    Who’s the woman? Any face pics? More nudity?

  11. Fairy Face

    He’s a guy Wond’rin’ They’ll try anything.

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