World’s Heaviest Mom Gets Dumped

Oh my, the world’s heaviest mom is on a diet. Yeah, you better believe it. The 600lb woman who makes $90,000 a year from fans who paid to watch her eat more than 15,000 calories a day  has been dumped by her “chubby chasing” fiance, so she is giving up the food. She is closing her subscription fee site, moving back to Ohio and starting a weight loss blog. BUT, Donna Simpson has left the fridge door ajar saying she might consider going back to the binge if she finds someone who wants her to be heavier again. So she shouldn’t sell her mobility scooter or her XXXXXXXL size clothes just quite yet.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, You Go Girl!

4 responses to “World’s Heaviest Mom Gets Dumped

  1. Just another lazy fat cow….next

  2. WSClark

    Good God, now I wanna stick sharp instruments into my eyes. I’ll never be the same again.

  3. Oh man, I need eye bleach now.

  4. Fairy Face

    Fiance …I mean how do they have sex? Either way it’d be like screwing a waterbed.

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