Is That A Gun In Your Pocket or Are…..Never Mind!

Look away men, this could bring a tear. A New York man suffering priapism, which causes painful erections lasting up to 6 hours at a time, has been arrested for trying to steal money from his dad. Reason? He was desperate for painkillers to give him some friggin relief. David Miller broke into his dad’s New York apartment, pulled a knife and demanded money. In response dad said “no” and rang police. Now David is in jail for burglary and attempted robbery, waiting for his dad to bail him out. Seems the poor guy has become addicted to oxycodone and painkillers.

Psst Maybe if he got a really, really, ugly girlfriend….ah never mind!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt

5 responses to “Is That A Gun In Your Pocket or Are…..Never Mind!

  1. Priapism? cool …. thanks for the diagnosis Loon. 🙂

  2. Fairy Face

    Gees I thought most guys would be wrapt.

  3. Fairy Face

    He’s obviously on the other side of it.

  4. Ah, the power of the erection… who would have thought it could make you rob your father…. Now I want one!

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