Umm, about that air emergency over Detroit, seems a couple were bonking in the toilets. As you were F-16 fighter jets, as you were. The pilot wasn’t taking any chances when crew notified him that three passengers were going back and forth to the toilet. Two fighter jets were scrambled and the plane was escorted to Detroit Airport. When the plane landed the couple were still in the toilet.
Psst 9/11…really????
Sounds like a visit to the “mile high” wing of federal lockup might be on tap for someone… 😯
That’s where they will be really f***ed !!!!
joining the mile-high club used to be so much simpler –
(Er, so I have been told) 😳
Must be true love
or free sex 😦
er, seems we were all misled by sloppy reporting, loon 😳
http://tinyurl.com/3jgoxnm
I like the first version better 🙂