Man Writes Book About His Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin

Ewh, ewh, ewh, an American man has just written a book about his sexual relationship with a dolphin. Yep, you heard me.In the 1970’s Malcolm Brenner met a dolphin called Ruby in a run down theme park and it soon lead to an elicit affair. For nine months they were doing it, before Mr Brenner went off to college. Ruby died shortly after from what Brenner believes was a broken heart. Hmm,  his advice to other people thinking of taking up with a sea creature…“I’d warn anyone who’s in a relationship with a dolphin. You have to plan an exit strategy,” Anywho, he has written a novel  inspired by his relationship with Ruby called  Wet Goddess, which is available on Amazon. Hmm, sounds fishy to me!!!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !

5 responses to “Man Writes Book About His Sexual Relationship With A Dolphin

  1. Gee …my book isn’t gonna get a looking at… Back to the type writer….

  2. I dunno. It sounds pretty finny to me.

  3. It was April the forty-first
    Being a quadruple leap year
    I was driving in downtown Atlantis
    My barracuda was in the shop
    So I was in a rented stingray
    And it was overheating

    So I pulled into a Shell Station
    They said I’d blown a seal
    I said, “Fix the damn thing
    And leave my private life out of it
    Okay pal?”

    While they were doing that
    I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
    But I knew the owner
    He used to play for the Dolphins
    I said “Hi Gil”
    You have to yell, he’s hard of herring

  4. celticqueen1

    And .. I thought I’d heard everything. He obviously didn’t get crabs 🐳🐋🐛🐜🐙🐬🐌

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