Tampon Assault

Ewh, ewh, ewh a Queensland barmaid narrowly escaped jail after she assaulted a McDonald’s drive thru teller with a wet tampon . Rebecca Leigh Crimmins pleaded guilty to the charge after, in a drunken prank, she dabbed the wet tampon on a Maccas worker’s hand and then threw it at him when he rushed off to wash himself. The flying tampon missed his back and splattered on the fridge inside the store. Ms Crimmins claimed the tampon was dipped in lime cordial and had not come from you know where????  The judge, who was “dubious” about the lime cordial story, told Cummins she would have gone straight to jail had it been proven the tampon was used.   She’s friggin Mclucky!!!

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never

7 responses to “Tampon Assault

  1. 2 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, tampons on a sesame seed bun…
    I was gunna mention my site change but I see you noticed my commentt on Beartoons

  2. Now I’ll be inspecting my Big Macs even further.

  3. izziedarling

    Hahahaha! This is repulsive!

  4. Doesn’t the fact that she had a tampon dipped in anything ready and waiting in a McDicks drive through prove intent??? Bitches like this NEED to spend some time in jail!

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