Ewh, ewh, ewh a Queensland barmaid narrowly escaped jail after she assaulted a McDonald’s drive thru teller with a wet tampon . Rebecca Leigh Crimmins pleaded guilty to the charge after, in a drunken prank, she dabbed the wet tampon on a Maccas worker’s hand and then threw it at him when he rushed off to wash himself. The flying tampon missed his back and splattered on the fridge inside the store. Ms Crimmins claimed the tampon was dipped in lime cordial and had not come from you know where???? The judge, who was “dubious” about the lime cordial story, told Cummins she would have gone straight to jail had it been proven the tampon was used. She’s friggin Mclucky!!!