Oh for crying out loud Mister PeePee, masturbating in every New York City Starbucks is no way to go through life. The mystery man has been tweeting his progress is ranking every Starbuck toilet in the city by “boners”! The bathrooms lose points if they are unclean or he gets interrupted. I hope Mister PeePee doesn’t get calluses , there are 298 Starbucks in the Big Apple.
Psst I checked his Twitter account he only has 60 followers!!!