Gummy Bears Sacrificed in the Name of Science

Look away Binky, look away.University of Washington researchers are currently subjecting Gummy Bears to horrifically crushing depths in the ocean near Samoa in order to learn more about destructive waves. The pressure at these depths is 500 times greater than at the surface.It is feared many Gummy Bears may lose their life in the name of science.

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5 responses to “Gummy Bears Sacrificed in the Name of Science

  1. Doesn’t it seem like Gummy Worms might be a better choice?!
    They might even catch a Gummy fish or two with those.

  2. As long as they aren’t Haribo Gummy Bears all will be just fine.

  3. Say it isn’t so!!!
    Well at least they’re not using wine gums, because if they were they’d be receiving a visit from a rocket or two.

  4. GASP… In the name of all that is just & decent when will the cruelty stop??? Oh the horror, the horror…

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