You Can Soon Watch Porn on Ryanair

Hey loons, you know Ryanair, that cheap and nasty Irish airlines? Well, it may get a whole lot nastier if the chief executive officer has his way. Michael O’Leary is hoping to offer in-flight porn movies. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Mr O’Leary said “I’m not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on hand-held devices,” Blahahahahaa, hand held devices!!!!! Well at least the men will be happy on long haul flights!!!

Psst I bet they will now charge for tissues!!!

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15 responses to “You Can Soon Watch Porn on Ryanair

  1. Fairy Face

    Ewh, can you imagine the “NOISE” on that aircraft?

  2. Don’t they know you need your hands free?

  3. desk49

    Rats I could have been flying the skys of Ryanair and not home remolding.
    Not dead just after the wife moved out I started remolding a bit. The wife said she was not moving back till it was done. Dam this will take forever. LMAO I’m working on it honey really. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  4. Any hand free sets available or is that an extra charge? Just askin….I can hear the captain now….Wait until the seat belt sign is switched of to sit back, relax and enjoy the porn flight?

  5. Fairy Face

    I think they should have warning signs like all hands to be visible at all times!!!! Imagine sitting next to a guy who gets a bit horny. Anything could happen.

  6. Now the only decision to make is which hand to hold it in.

  7. Androgoth

    I hope they don’t offer any Pilot shows
    or they will have more crashes than a pimp
    on crack 😦 lol

    Androgoth

  8. Kinda takes the fun out of belonging to the mile high club, doesn’t it?

  9. Fairy Face

    Yeah cause they’ll all be at it?

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