Prisoner Escapes in His Undies

Wishful thinking

Attention loons in Hiroshima, be on the look out for a prison escapee. He should be easy to spot, he is wearing only white undies. This is Japan’s first jailbreak in more than 20 years and they are really pissed. Li Guolin stripped off in the prison yard before using builders scaffolding to scale the 5m perimeter fence. A security guard said Li “fell on his rear and turned over. Then he ran off at a steady trot.” Li is serving 23 years for attempted murder. Sheez, you’d be unlucky to get half of that for murder in Oz. Authorities have allocated 800 police officers to find the dude in the white undies. Good luck with that.


Filed under Friggin Japan, Well I Never

5 responses to “Prisoner Escapes in His Undies

  1. Androgoth

    They could have be glowing too
    so watch out for that one Loon 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

  2. Probably not white after I shit myself trying to escape.

  3. My mother did always tell me to wear clean underwear just in case I needed to break out of a Japanese prison.

  4. 23 years for “attempted” murder? Wow! What do they give you if you’re an actual success?

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