Monthly Archives: February 2012

Our Prices Are Sofa King Low

Sofa King what!

Hmm, seems the UK advertising watchdog the Advertising Standards Agency (ASA) have a problem with this British furniture retailer’s ad and have banned them from using their offensive catchy phrase “Our prices are Sofa King low”. Hmm, not very quick off the mark,  Sofa King have been using the slogan for 9 years.

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

RIP Davy Jones

Davy Jones the actor and musician who became famous for his role in the wacky TV series The Monkees and for taking Marcia Brady to the school dance has died at the age of 66 from a  suspected heart attack. Davy Jones started his acting career on the English TV show Coronation Street as Ena Sharple’s grandson in 1961. For a short time he left acting to train to be a jockey but he soon found himself returning to the stage in the musical Oliver. In 1965 Jones big break came in the surprisingly successful US show the Monkees, as the lead singer of the Beatles inspired band. In his later years he continued to sing and act. Hey, hey ….

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So This Is What It’s Finally Come To?

Owners at an Ohio apartment complex are so pissed at residents who fail to pick up their dogs doo-doo they are using DNA testing to find the culprits. Yes indeedy, the offending feces will be scooped up and sent to the  ‘Poo Prints’ DNA program for identification and then the owners will then be fined $200. Pity the fool with that job!

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, How Embarrassing, Well I Never

Erectile Dysfunction Supplement Recalled

You know what I hate? When a Erectile dysfunction supplement is recalled. Sorry guys the single-capsule RegenErect dietary supplement contains an unapproved drug called tadalafil. Hmm, how’s about a game of Scrabble?

Psst Do you pronounce it tadalafil or tada-la-fil?

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Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

That Old Black Magic

Did you hear something?

If you live in Namibia be on the look out for a dog-pig hybrid creature that is scaring the crap out of the locals. The mutant is described as mostly white, with a doglike head, hairless back and the shoulders of a giant pig. If you see it , RUN!!! One official told the local newspaper “This is an alien animal that the people have not seen before. We don’t have a forest here, only bushes. So, this must be black magic at play.” Yep, must be. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, sleep with one eye open!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Join the skeptic club!

Say What?

And the worst quote of the week goes to the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, who said this week that the war on drugs in Mexico “is not a failure.” Sheez, what was she on?

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Filed under Friggin Wrong, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Here’s A Stat That Should Scare You

US National Research Council (NRC) says that on average there should be 91 deaths per year from asteroid strikes. Hmm, might explain some of the missing people!

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Filed under Friggin Scary, Well I Never