As American As Apple Pies

Yeah, about that Sacramento bank robber who claimed to be carrying a bomb in a fast food bag, it was actually a pair of McDonald’s apple pies. Step away, nothing to see here. Daniel Hegwood used the art of deceit when he walked into a Wells Fargo bank with his paper bag and told the teller he had a bomb. Shame he didn’t use the art of moving like a jack rabbit when he left with the cash because he got caught nearby.


Filed under How Embarrassing, Well I Never

8 responses to “As American As Apple Pies

  1. But those apple pies can be pretty hot and could still be used as a weapon if the tellers were forced to eat them too quickly.

  2. I knew our American laziness would catch up with us sooner or later.

  3. I bet if you eat those apple pies you’ll feel like you have a bomb in your belly.

  4. Those apple pies can be deadly.

  5. Deb

    Did someone mention apple pie!

  6. The spouse and I joked it was either a happy meal or apple pies when this ran locally, quite right he should have been In-n-Out instead of a jack rabbit.

  7. Might have worked a bit better with a Big Mac.
    Extra value meal.
    Large, please.

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