Wheelchair Bound Robber Gets Bogged

OK, here’s the thing wheelchair bound man attempting to rob a convenience store, whatever you do, don’t make your escape route over soft sand or you will get bogged. John Christopher Champion (22), who had made off with a 12-pack of beer and a roll of electrical tape after having been stabbed three times in the leg by a conscientious female clerk, didn’t make it very far in his motorized wheelchair. Sand can be such a bitch!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!

5 responses to “Wheelchair Bound Robber Gets Bogged

  1. Androgoth

    Yes how far down did he sink
    because sand in between the ar…
    Well never mind, but I bet his
    cheeks were stinging a bit too 🙂

    Androgoth XXx

  2. A roll of electrical tape?!

  3. Maybe the roll of tape was to bandage up his bleeding leg wounds. What a Bozo

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