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Monthly Archives: March 2012
Fourth Shark Fatality
Feet up Perth. Another shark attack, this time near Busselton. So far there have been four fatal shark attacks off the West Australian coast in less than a year. Why can’t I stop the Jaws theme playing in my head?
Filed under Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife
Worst Quote Of The Week
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
Outrageous Fortune
Hands up US loons, who has bought a $640 million lottery ticket? Seriously, that is an outrageous amount of money. I hear the White House has bought hundreds thousands of tickets.
Filed under Sore Loser, Well I Never
Oh My, Don’t You Look Pretty?
Let me just say there is nothing less appealing than a Taliban militant dressed in women’s clothing (sorry Mega, but there’s not) , especially when they don’t shave . Hmm, but that’s what those little friggin terrorists are resorting to, to get closer to Allied forces. OMG, that’s so embarrassing. There definitely won’t to be 72 virgins waiting for YOU!!!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never
I’m A Prostitute Thanks To McDonalds
Holy frivolous lawsuit Batman. A woman in the US is suing McDonald’s because she claims their crappy wages and pathetic worker support forced her into a life of prostitution. Oh and by the way she is also suing her ex hubby who was the owner of the store in which she worked and who later sacked her. Hmm, so in her suit she claims she was wrongfully sacked and that the action forced her to seek employment in a brothel. Oh wait there’s more, she also claims McDonald’s crappy overall management allowed hubby to operate a prostitution service from his franchise. The best bit is she married her hubby AFTER she started working as a prostitute. Come on, come on, please let Judge Judy get the case….pleeeeaaaassssse!!!!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never