Mother’s Day Could Be Tricky!!!

OK here’s the thing kiddo, when getting into a domestic with your bro don’t be throwing a molotov cocktail at your mom,  because that is an arresting and a million dollar bond right there. Just saying.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

13 responses to “Mother’s Day Could Be Tricky!!!

  1. A mother who has a son that does that kind of stuff probably deserves a molotov cocktail thrown at her…I thinks…

  2. Fairy Face

    Mega I’ve always been a compassionate, considerate, loving daughter and my mother is a molotov cocktail just ready be be lit!!! I r eckon my ma won’t be happy in heaven. Sad but true. Even writng stuff about her is creeeeepy!!!!!

  3. Mothuh’s Day. At least the crayon cards from the Demon Seed’s youth were cool. she’s in college now so I get a call. some years 😉
    As for my mom? Sister and she no longer speak, Based on her version of our childhood just waiting for that cocktail to come flailing though her house.
    Luckily mom has amended her will. Said sister gets…. one dollar. No family furniture or pictures.
    buahahahahaha. Mom always DID like me better.

  4. How do you make a molotov cocktail anyway? I’m thinking I’ll get one for my mom on Mother’s Day! She needs one of those.

  5. Fairy Face

    Oh reverse psychology is the way to go now. My mum is 85 years bitter and they are the worst kind. Old bitter people friggin live forever, I sent her a CD with old Scottish Hymns. (We’re Scottish) Till We Meet, Just a Closer Walk With Thee, Going Home, you know the light hearted stuff. The ones they play at funerals and $50.00 for some Drambuie? Spelling ?? She drinks so much of it I’m hoping she’ll instantaneously combust lol.

  6. Androgoth

    Flaming Nora…
    Or whatever her name was? 😦 lol

    Androgoth XXx

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