Wanna See Where The Bear Bit Me?

OK, here’s the thing loons, when confronted by a pissed off 300lb mamma bear in the wee hours, drop and roll, because the worst thing that it could do is bite you on your butt! Poor Terri Gurley can attest to that. She was dropping some doggy doo into a trash compactor, which unbeknown to her, was also the black bear’s kitchen,when the two came face to face. As Gurley slowly retreated backwards, she tripped. Terrified, she rolled on her stomach and that’s when mamma bear bit her in the butt, real hard. Her scream pretty much woke the entire neighborhood resulting in several people coming to her rescue. She now has four puncture wounds for her troubles.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

2 responses to “Wanna See Where The Bear Bit Me?

  1. Lucky to have escaped with only that.

  2. Androgoth

    Now that is what I call a bare butt attack 😦 lol
    I bet that her ass is still Beary sore…

    Have a great day today Loon and don’t
    forget to look at your Twilight posting 🙄

    Androgoth XXx

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