How The Thief Stole Lorax

Oh no Loons, someone has stolen a 300lb bronze statue of Lorax from the property of the late Dr Seuss. The statue was standing on on the stump of a Truffula tree and we all know what that means, if someone doesn’t have a seed to replace the tree we’re all screwed!!! I bet it was the Grinch because the cat in the hat is too goddam lazy!!!

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15 responses to “How The Thief Stole Lorax

  1. Hope it hasn’t been melted down.

  2. Not to fear Loon. I hear the FBI has dispatched their best agents to look into the matter! 😀

  3. So I’m was over on FB and misread the title of this post as “How the Thief Stole Xanax” so I hurried right over! I gotta admit I was so disappointed in the read. 😦

  4. My money is on Thing one and Thing two having heisted it…

  5. Androgoth

    Hope Binky is wrong Loon 😦

    Androgoth XXx

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