The Sound of One Hand Clapping

Oh my, Connecticut prison officials are pushing new laws to have masturbating inmates labelled sex offenders. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong? Seems its become quite a sport to whip it out and slap the monkey in front of prison guards and counselors, especially if they are women. If the legislation gets passed 5 years could be added to sentences of inmates found guilty. Officials say the behavior isn’t about sex but about power and demoralizing someone. Evidently last year there were 500 incidents at one prison alone.

Psst Hmm, so if it isn’t about sex, why do they want to label them “sex offenders” maybe it is better just to call them power, control freaking wankers ?

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

6 responses to “The Sound of One Hand Clapping

  1. Get rid of female officers and councilors in MEN prisons. They have no place there as men don’t have a place in woman prisons…The boys will just stick to wanking in their cells with their mates….problem solved… Sex offenders for masturbating? are the the rule makers insane?

  2. celticqueen1

    That’s never gonna happen. I know one prison officer who does shifts at Dame Phillis Frost centre for women at Deer Park Victoria and hates it with a passion. He reckons the women are ten times worse than the men and far more depraved. He’d rather work at the remand centre in Melbourne where the majority of prisoners are men. I’d rather not work at any of them as I have no need to meet Judy Moran.

  3. What if they use two hands?

  4. Scott

    That’s funny as hell!

    And “the sound of one hand clapping” has always confused me. I’ve heard that in a group prayer, “…we are tired of clapping with one hand…” and almost broke out laughing during the prayer. Nobody (on this planet anyway) can clap with one hand!

  5. celticqueen1

    All men can lol, it’s a gift from God.

  6. If a Connecticut inmate is incarcerated in a forest…

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