Masturbating At Zellers Will Get You 15 Days

Masturbating in a cubicle, and you?

Ever wanted to know how many days you would get in a correctional facility for masturbating at Zellers department store in Charlottetown? Evidently 15. Oh come on people, the 51 year old was doing it in a closed cubicle in the men’s toilets for crying out loud!!! Moral of the story is never open the door while your hand is still on your penis if  a security guard knocks and asks you what you’re doing.

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10 responses to “Masturbating At Zellers Will Get You 15 Days

  1. celticqueen1

    Oh dear boys will be boys lol

  2. Scott

    I wonder if it would have helped if he’d washed his hands before opening the door.

  3. Thank god Macy’s has a far more lenient policy

  4. Why would anyone have to knock on a toilet cubicle door to ask what one is doing in there…and why for crying out loud would you open the door to answer. So now is the charge indecent exposure or is wanking against the law in Charlottetown. I am so confused…….

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