That Ain’t No Picnic

A Cincinnati man was arrested last week for masturbating in public with a teddy bear. This is the 4th time he has been caught engaging in public indecency and disorderly conduct with a teddy . No word on if it was the same teddy in each case. I think we might just leave it at that! Awkward! Hmm, know anything about this Bearman …. Duncan wants to know?

Want sauce with that?

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Filed under Friggin Ohio Home of Bearman, Well I Never

6 responses to “That Ain’t No Picnic

  1. Oh good grief, poor teddy!

  2. Hahaha…
    it does seem like there’s an unusually high percentage of Loon Post-worthy stories coming out of Cincinnati…
    what gives, Bearman?!
    🙂

  3. Scott

    It’s known as anaclitism: “the act of achieving adult sexual arousal by activities or objects one was exposed to as an infant.” This comes from the weirdest, funniest, and most fascinating book in my reference collection: “The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices” (1992), by Brenda Love. I highly recommend the book to any adult who can stomach it–it has “more than 750 entries and 150 original illustrations on the world’s strange sex activities.”
    I’ve learned alot from this book, of course, but more than anything else I’ve learned that if there’s any bizarre sexual act imaginable to the human mind–someone in the world is engaging in it!

  4. Androgoth

    Hey you mean that the Teddy was
    Masterbating too? Bloooooody Hell 😦 lol

  5. Androgoth

    Masturbating and Masterbating are very similar
    but one has an ‘e’ and the other is you, I mean ‘u’ 🙂 lmao

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