Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

OK, one more time people, do not and I repeat, DO NOT stick a firecracker between your butt cheeks and set it off because  that’s an airlifting straight to hospital right there. The Darwin man now has severe burns to the butt , back and genitals and probably a massive fear of farting.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, That's Gotta Hurt

5 responses to “Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Ouch, Ouch, Ouch

  1. What a hero…so Aussie stupid….at least he had no brain to blow away…..Bandaged balls? Sitting in a deckchair sucking a tinney will be of the menu for a while..they don’t serve bbq prawns in Darwin hospital either…..what a cop out for this dickhead….. 🙂

  2. I think he will be “OFF” everything for a wee while Mega.

  3. I remember a kid who did this with one of those Tom Thumb small sized crackers when we were kids. He got a bad bum burn too. And he cried…

  4. Scott

    I’ve heard of that happening in the U.S. too.

  5. Androgoth

    You cracker good joke Loon 🙂

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